sherlock: how can you tell me this isn't sexual? john: you're bleeding, dude sherlock: uh, ding ding ding ding ding!

sherlock: send that to my burner phone john: you have a burner phone? sherlock: you didn't know that? of course I have a burner phone john: why do you have a burner? sherlock: for... dick pics and other... sexual media john: why would you need a phone from like. the wire for that? sherlock: I'm still on my family's phone plan and I don't fully understand the cloud. like. I don't trust it john: how many dicks do you have floating around? sherlock: [counting silently on his fingers] john: you're... you're counting a lot. sherlock: [finishes thinking] like. in the late twenties john: [laughs incredulously]