i have a beloved who is still in this world.

I like how Grog's death by Craven Edge is so tense for the cast but the actions they're taking are actually hilarious? like Vex and Scanlan are desperately pouring ale and potions down his throat. Vax is off in the snow praying to the god of Death "hey maybe don't do your thing?" and the Raven Queen's just like "oh honey. no. :)" meanwhile, Pike's holding onto Grog's soul by a thread and Percy's basically yelling "drop it! drop it!" at a legendary cursed sword like it's a dog that's chewing on something it shouldn't be.

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing