i have a beloved who is still in this world.

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

anyway i am on the bus to go for a medical procedure and I hope I will be able to go for brunch after because that thought is the only thing keeping me going

SURVIVED, wasn't pleasant but it was at least quick

big fan of downvoting every comment like "why didn't vex take saundor's deal?" and liking every single one to the tune of "he sounds like every toxic man ever are you confused???"

also this is definitely a villain monologue where you see everyone else at the table coming to terms very quickly with the fact they're gonna have to kill this guy with EXTREME prejudice