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americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

#fucking ​idaho. you’re really telling me that’s not just a setting they made up for napoleon dynamite - via saintflint

to YOU 45year old gerard way is just some guy but to me and all my cool fellow mcr fans. they are the patron saint of our destructive highschool suicidality who’s growing old and finally enjoying the thing they poured their heart into and they are standing on the stage with their friends and their brother they are alive and smiling and they have grey hair and a daughter and they let the light into their hotel room. so.

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

No comedy for 12 days, no football - none of us are allowed to do anything we enjoy cos the queen has croaked. Enforced mourning. Bag of shite

they can never take wanking away though.

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

jonathan sims is like obviously on the slippery monster slope and all but as a character he is SO funny…………hes 30 years old, talks like an old man, has NO friends, got called a coward for falling into a coma after stopping the apocalypse, has been successfully kidnapped more often than he has had a healthy relationship with literally any person, and his boss killed two people and framed him for one. jonathan sims is a comedy of errors only loosely confined in a mortal body and he is completely unaware of that fact.

oh shit. hes a comedy of terrors.

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for

I think that for season 5, the duffer brothers just shouldn't bother with a script and just let the actors loose on set and let them improvise the whole thing

Me, getting attached to a new male character: where do I get this guy's exact wardrobe

republicans will be like “good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest” and dems will respond with “we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!” and leftists are like “um yeah I guess if those are our only options I’ll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn’t be able to do that in the first place? where’s that option?” and dems will be like “shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie” and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties

the fact that welcome to the black parade was recorded in a haunted mansion called the paramour and they recorded it in the middle of the night in the ballroom and the bass player had to go live with a therapist and the lead singer would have night terrors of being strangled and the guitarist would see a woman in white walking the halls. who is doing it like my chemical romance. fucking no one

the fact that in a video shoot the singer broke his ankle and kept performing screaming in agony and the drummer caught on fire and kept playing anyway and sustained third degree burns that become gangrenous. who is doing it like my chemical romance. fucking no one