be you.

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

Remember to thank your local Etsy witch if this works

No but like before I watched Project Hail Mary I’d occasionally see fanart and it made me wonder when the dude with long black hair was going to show up and why were people shipping him with Grace but he didn’t show up and I was very confused and yesterday it finally dawned on me it was Markiplier all along you fucks!?

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

You can leave the bathroom window at night and forget to turn off the light in there and there'll be no bugs when you remember to turn it off just before dawn. Used to be the ceiling would be covered in bugs after just an hour or two but now there's just none, at all, and it's very jarring.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole