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get in loser weâre gonna try again despite it all
Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand
I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

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IF YOU DONâT SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD iâll be okay with that
YOU DONâT LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, IâM GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life
How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink
brother is a nicholasname for bro
you are so special to me dude
there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink
Flies are:
Loud? â ď¸ We all hear them coming
Incorrect? â ď¸ For being in your drink
Buzzers? â ď¸ They tend to do that.
Congrats, OP, there IS a Loud, Incorrect Buzzer- I mean, Brother- I mean, Sister. in your drink.
My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, âSomeone is here.â
My girlfriendâs whole body stiffens and they go, âWhat the FUCK!â
They didnât feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.
Drug arrives years after pandemicâs peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.
An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in people exposed to the SARS-CoV-2 virus at home, according to trial results published today in the New England Journal of Medicine1. The drug could be a lifeline for those who still face real danger from the virus, such as care-home residents or transplant recipients on immune-suppressing medication.
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I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.
guy who lives with me
yeah
you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??
REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.
buffering
feather obtained, purpose unclear
leaf obtained, purpose unclear
ground:
unclear
sibling obtained, purpose: biting
The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape
via
real life texture glitch
Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral
Domesticated
rock has returned to the wild
and become feral
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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âdonât take it personallyâ how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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This.
This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!
this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized âhuh I havenât talked to this people in a whileâ and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadnât seen me in a while?? and thatâs when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I havenât talked to you in like four months but itâs not like Iâve forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we havenât talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me
YEAH! THAT!
Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I donât see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I donât think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again Iâm like âwait, youâve aged?â and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.
Anyway all my mutuals I havenât messaged in forever - this is why
oh my gods this makes so much sense??? there are people who i havenât talked to at all for literally over a year and weâll pick up like nothing happened, but for their people itâs just likeâŚâŚ falling apart but onesided???? i think weâre still on the same level but actually weâre strangers??
Ohhhhhh
OHHHHHHHHHâŚ.
Ok but listen, on the other side of this, as a person who moved hundreds of miles away from everyone i knew and then became a hermit for several years, it was SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF to get in contact with an old friend and have him be like, âmy friendship levels do not degrade, so in my mind we are still awesome close buddiesâ and i almost fkn cried. I thought he would be mad or would have moved on because i had slacked on my reaching out to him and staying in touch and doing all the friendship things. But NOPE. 800 miles of distance, depression, and life changing circumstances didnt steal our friendship and i am SO GRATEFUL.
#came back to tumblr after four years #lottie and I immediately went like that spiderman meme yknow tags via @rudjedet
I have literally no friendship degradation whatsoever. I will not have spoken to someone for 5 years or more, and theyâre still as much a friend to me as if I had only seen them yesterday. Iâm just very bad at communicating if someone is not in my direct orbit. So when Sonja reappeared on this site I basically screeched into her notes like a banshee because I was delighted and we picked straight back up where weâd left off.
Happy to go on the record that I donât expect regular contact and will welcome hearing from people after a long time
Holy shit, I didnât actually realize this was a Thing.