Way of the Ninja Turd

i didn’t know gina carano moved to acting!! is she done with mma???

2019 really ending with a bang

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

Treason’s Greetings

impeach navidad

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

Is this a polar bear or a grizzly

Yes. (They can mix and the offspring can produce viable offspring,so…. Make of that what you will.)

Pizzly bears

no don’t make that of it

Pizzly bear

listen to me: you DO NOT always need to give it your 100%. you really do not. because let’s be honest, you’re human and you’re simply not always going to be able to. there are days when you can only give it your 80%. or your 50%, or heck, even your 10%. and THAT IS OKAY. only skimming one paragraph, only solving one equation, only memorizing 5 words is better than not doing anything because you have this idea in your head that things are only worth doing when you can give what you consider to be your 100%. 10% is better than 0% and some days that is all you can give. it will still add up, and you will still succeed, i promise.

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

I’d like to point out that this development is occurring at around the same time that Spider-Verse introduced us to Olivia Octavius. It’s like they knew.

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

The only pain I want to feel in 2020* is the tattoo needle pain.

He really did all that shit for no reason, he turned himself in out of embarrassment