It's creature time

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

All Tomorrows posthuman

me when i fucking GET you

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

It's the best time to raze a village because there's usually people from nearby villages visiting for the festivities so you get to kill more people this way

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

World Heritage Post

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.