Be Honest, Be Kind

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

Ironically, being bombarded with advertisements 24/7 has made me LESS susceptible to the FOMO effect of limited time offers and discounts

may you all be as fearless as a bird significantly smaller than the other birds

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

everytime i plan to stay up late or wake up early i forget that i am the sleepiest girl in the world and i have an unyielding love for being comfy in bed

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet