Insane and Loving it

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

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the specialist: this author has a favorite kink or trope and has written 80% of the content in that tag. you know exactly what you’re getting. they have A Brand™️. no matter what other traits they display, dedicated rare pair authors belong here.

the chocolate box: essentially the exact opposite. this author will try anything once. they have 80+ works in the fandom with no discernible pattern. the shortest one is 268 words and the longest is well over 100k. this breed of author may or may not be related to:

the renaissance fan: they’ve written three things in your fandom: your favorite fic, your notp, and a bizarre crossover with a show you’ve never heard of. you hit “expand fandoms list” on their author page and have to scroll down twice to reach the bottom. whenever you curse the fact that you can’t legally commission fic writers, this is the author you’re thinking about.

the horn dog: they’re here for one thing and one thing only. if someone’s dick is not in another character’s mouth within 500 words, they apologize for it in the author’s notes. they have one (1) g-rated fic.

the rookie: this writer is usually young, new to fandom, or just got a beta-reader for the first time. their fics are a little all over the place, quality-wise, but you’re excited whenever their name pops up because their unique voice gets stronger every time. you feel a personal investment in their development, like you’re an old man reading the local high school sports page and saying “this kid’s the one to watch.”

the live streamer: the most prolific author in the fandom. their works are all over the front page when you sort by kudos. you have no idea how they generate this much work, and have seriously wondered if they have access to an extra-dimensional time portal. their stories are usually un-beta’d and the characterization varies wildly, but their best works are inspired and you’ve read them 30 times.

the cryptid: this one comes out of nowhere every two years, drops the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and disappears. fifteen months after you left a three paragraph comment about how they changed your life, you get a message in your inbox that just says “thanks.”

the novelist: we talk about “filing off the serial numbers” when someone reworks their most popular story to pitch it as an original novel; this author somehow does the reverse. their fics are excellent, usually long-reaching multi-chapter AUs that have almost nothing to do with the on-screen characters except their names. i’d like to extend my personal thanks to this breed of author because it’s the closest i get to reading an actual book.

the reunion tour: this author wrote some of the most popular works in the fandom, but either moved on to k-pop or burned out when canon took a turn for the worse. they put out one new thing a year, often an old draft that’s been haunting them from under the floorboards. their last six author’s notes all say they never thought they’d write this pairing again and “this will probably be the last time.”

Things I know about Jennifer:

Been friends with Needy forever

A babe

Sandbox love never dies

"You're totally lesbi-gay"

What I know about Chip:

Chris Pratt was the cop in the bar at the start of the movie omfg

"You and me are going out tonight" that scene is presented like every jock asking out the nerd in a romantic comedy

Does Needy have any pictures of her boyfriend in her locker or are they all with Jennifer

"Girls like her don't go out with drummers" Needy you really do think the world of her

She just knows when Jennifer is near. And it's later confirmed they have a psychic bond cool cool cool

"Stop kidnapping my girlfriend"

The hand holding at the concert

There is a guy on fire and Needy is only focused on Jennifer

I will say this - Chip is not a bad boyfriend, which is surprising in a horror movie

Jennifer holds back from harming Needy and confirms it later

The childhood friends to lovers pipeline starts here

For all that was written about Megan Fox in the past decade or so, she is really good at this. You can tell the difference before and after her being possessed pretty immediately

Jennifer eats a guy because Needy calls him attractive. so... that's something

Needy freaks out about having seen Jennifer on the road, not about kissing her

A school library section about sacrifices? Where was that when I was growing up

"I found my way back to you" alrighty then

"Let's play girlfriend-boyfriend" ahem

"ugly for her" and it's still Megan Fox lmao

Needy can feel it when Jennifer kisses Chip I see

"She's not flying, she's just hovering!" "Stop undermining me!"

"I go both ways."

"I died before I got here but woke up when I heard your voice" goes hard, Chip I love you

"You are so butch" ok Jennifer

So... Jennifer's better nature takes over for a moment allowing Needy to kill her. That's... I'll be thinking about that

~ Happy Birthday Ernest William Hornung ~

⭐ 7 June 1866

Author, poet, and life long cricket enthusiast – and creator of gentleman thieves A. J. Raffles and Bunny Manders.

“I saw that he was emptying his pockets; the table sparkled with their hoard. Rings by the dozen, diamonds by the score; bracelets, pendants, aigrettes, necklaces; pearls, rubies, amethysts, sapphires; and diamonds always, diamonds in everything, flashing bayonets of light, dazzling me—blinding me—making me disbelieve because I could no longer forget.”

Thank you for the words, Willie old boy.