idk man

It kinda looks like the person in the middle is so tall that they have 2 layers of friends

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”

@gayishimaru

hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

fuck hot weather and anybody that loves it

When the weather is hot and sticky that’s no time dunk your Dicky but when the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for Dicky Dunking!!

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

I can't aim a fan at my face directly while sleeping tho

fuck it. i’m done. i’m becoming a new england townie

*has a brutal and graphic werewolf-like transformation but i emerge exactly the same, just wearing a red sox hat*

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

“M3llon#69”

i thought everyone in the Navy was gay?

history made