🇲🇽 Hello! I go by Cosmic or Night. I love Rats SMP, Hermitcraft, 3rd Life, early DreamSMP, and Minecraft Evo. Please come yell at me about them (especially Rats and 3rd Life. I’m still crying over Dogwarts and it’s been 5 years). Header image by @my-craft.
we have never been happier to be proven wrong about only one specific aspect of canon ("there will likely be no happy ending"), and have everything else we have said about the series either remain open-ended or have been to some extent confirmed. whitepine is really well made and we are so incredibly happy we got to experience it. good shit.
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This guy. This guy who runs a run-down computer tech shop that's honestly more of a hobby than a business because there's no way he's selling enough product to make a profit. Maybe he orders in supplies for folks who want to get around Tango's monopoly and sells them basically at cost, just to get by? But his life is pretty quiet and not too aspirational, he seems like he's pretty content to just do his thing and tinker sometimes.
And then one of the Hermits comes to him. His Hermit, though Ron isn't entirely sure if the townspeople are allowed to claim a Hermit. He knows vaguely of other towns and worlds where the people pulled fully-formed from the silent void worship their Players as gods, but Mumbo's always been... Well, you can't really worship a Mumbo. It just wouldn't work.
But at any rate, Mumbo comes to Big Ron and explains his big plan. He's going to live forever. As a chicken, but actually as a robot. Gazing down on the town like some kind of benevolent Master Control Program, letting the weirdos over at MINED do whatever they want to or have to do in order to make the transfer. Mumbo seems... remarkably unbothered by the questions Ron really feels like someone should be asking. Like: What about the body? and How is this possible? and Why a chicken?
The only thing Mumbo actually is asking is... Will Ron watch after him? Maybe drop some oil in the tube every once in a while? Maybe come for a chat sometimes?
But of course Ron would agree. How could he not -- this is his Hermit, as much as a Hermit can belong to anyone. But there's something that cracks in his chest as he watches Mumbo zip away, excited and content and assured that Ron will always be there. Because of course Ron will always be there.
And when the day comes that Mumbo excitedly vanishes through the doors of MINED, flanked by two expressionless security guards and chattering the way he only does when he's truly nervous about something... Big Ron won't be able to get any work done. Not that day.
Maybe he'll make his way down the foothills of Magic Mountain, across the lushly-blooming river valley, and climb to the well-trodden spot with a bench that looks back at the town. Maybe he'll sit there, the sun beating down on him, waiting to see a change in the electronic face. Maybe he'll sit there all night, his heart sinking, hearing zombies and mobs wandering in the darkness on the other side of the hill and trying to tell himself it's a good thing it's taking so long. Surely that means they're being careful. Not that something has gone... wrong.
And he'll never be sure if he's heartbroken or relieved when the dawn comes, and with it a twitch of the giant mechanical mustache. Mumbo's eyes -- now twice as big as Big Ron himself -- blink, slow at first, and then rapidly. Excitedly. Taking in the view.
The message screen flashes and Ron watches the letters scroll by. "H-E-L-L-O. R-O-N. !"
And that'll be... that'll be the rest of his life. Which is forever, just like Mumbo intended. Nothing decays -- every morning Ron will cross the valley to say good morning, drop a splash of shining oil into the tube, and watch the sun rise with Mumbot.
Every afternoon he'll head back to the shop. Not much use for a shop anymore, with no Players around. The rest of the townsfolk don't do a lot of redstone. They don't really do a lot of... anything, really.
Nothing decays. And nothing changes, either. Every day is exactly the same, in all the ways that matter. No one is born, no one dies, nothing is built, nothing falls down. There isn't even a worry about creeper damage because creepers only explode when there's a Player around to anger them.
Ron will remember hearing about a previous version of Mumbot, something that Mumbo and his friend Grian built years ago. Maybe decades, or even centuries, by Big Ron's reckoning. A smiling robot with the answers to almost any question, locked into a static world with the happy ending it had desired most.
Are wool block clouds any different than the ones that slowly cycle across a forever-blue sky? Is this thing staring out over Ron's valley any different than the machine that was given a happily-ever-after, staring at a miniature world that looks exactly like what it wished for?
Did Mumbo think this was a true happy ending? Ron won't dare ask. He'll be a bit afraid of the answer. A bit afraid of hearing -- or rather, reading -- a "yes."
And even more afraid of a "no."
So he'll keep to his routine. Another item in a hopper, cycling through the system. Keeping the bot online for another day. Another year. Another century.
And I think he'll be happy. He's Big Ron. He's doing what he's meant to do, honestly. And they'll all live happily ever after. Exactly like Mumbo imagined it.
just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means
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I love designing her skins a lot honestly this is similar style to the other one I also just really enjoy designing characters whenever I get the chance 2hrs of hardwork^^
I have seen two types of posts in the nolans odyssey tag:
1) this movie sucks ass because [insert list of valid criticisms for an adaptation of a classic text]
2) STOP BEING RACIST, EVERYONE
Things I have NOT seen in the nolans odyssey tag:
1) people being racist
Not to say it isn’t happening btw, I know for a fact it’s happening because people fucking suck and cannot seem to be normal about POC actors but I find it slightly funny that by some miracle I have somehow managed to completely avoid the racist people so far.
Anyway. This movie (as an adaptation) does suck ass and it has nothing to do with who was cast as Helen. If you were curious.
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there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this
if you can code a program that does any or all of the following:
Magnifies a display beyond standard options with keyboard / mouse movement inputs or voice commands,
Can read text on the screen,
Has different color filter options for text / background distinction,
Can change and magnify the cursor beyond standard amounts,
Works on Windows or more than just Windows,
Has a keyboard echo (says the character you've pressed on the keyboard out loud)
... there is a genuine, GENUINE need for you to code this and put it at a more accessible price point than $650 Canadian Dollars which I also just learned is a SUBSCRIPTION FEE AND NOT EVEN PERPETUAL. if you are reading this and able to code I am begging you. would genuinely change lives
here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL
Ooooo, good shout! This is gonna be a little less "summary on the back of the novel" and more "friend trying to get you interested in a film/game universe" type thing though, because there's not exactly a singular "story" here...
So, the RMAU-Verse, or the Realistic Minecraft Alternate Universe, is my Minecraft AU made up of all my various Minecraft and MCYT headcanons, and that basically all of my Hermit/Lifer art "takes place in"/draws their designs from. It's MOSTLY world building if I'm being honest, with a grand collection of various species of mostly-fanon, mythology-derived, and fully self-created variations. I called it the "Realistic" au because it's not quite so "blocky" or strictly adhering to the mechanics of the game, but is instead a little bit more "realistic" feeling. In a very fantasy way of course, lol.
In addition to species (and "in-universe" "journal entries" on each of them in explanation), I have a general timeline of the WHOLE Verse (yes, starting at the literal in-universe creation of the universe and proceeding) that isn't COMPLETE necessarily but functions as a general outline, worldbuilding thoughts on Potions and Effects, additional tidbits of worldbuilding unique to RMAU, individual histories planned for many of the Hermits (often including first meetings and/or how they joined Hermitcraft as well as large events post joining), and several WIPs and a handful of posted works as well. Most of this - particularly the species entries, the posted works, and visual designs for all the Hermits (and a few more) - can be found via my Pinned Post on my blog, which is my RMAU-Verse Masterpost!
But as for highlights of the "plot" of the verse - my main focuses in this verse have been Grian and Mumbo, whose separation due to Evo and reunion just before Season 6 as well as Watcher related shenanigans were some of the first building blocks of the Verse, and then more recently Impulse and Skizz, who have a long and fun history of being former "gladiators" who SHOULD have been enemies but chose not to be to survive and now are So Close it's literally the focus of my two WIPs that are genuinely the largest stories in the whole Verse if I can ever get them finished. But honestly, MOST of the Hermits have at least one or two really fascinating tidbits I'd love to share with anyone interested!!!
Thanks for asking! I don't think I've really thought to do this before, so I'll probably add this to the Masterpost real quick as well!!!
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