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these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

I’m still not free of that phrase…

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

the poses is what gets me every time

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want