This is Just a Reblog Blog (at least for now)

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

yk I actually don't give a fuck what someone has to say about gender in any way if they aren't normal about intersex people

i actually don't care about anything they say about anything if they're not normal about intersex people

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god