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Please please a strawberry for me please

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Freaking out
Do you usually put margarine/butter on your bread before you make a sandwich?
Yes - USAmerican
No - USAmerican
Yes - elsewhere
No - elsewhere
See results (don't make sandwiches, etc)
Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside
Queer people do not need to get into norse gods, queer people need dialectical materialism.
To be entirely honest I find the idea that queer people need spirituality at all quite insulting, and the unfortunately widespread insistence that there's some metaphysical spiritual element to queerness is rather counterproductive and (to put it bluntly) really fucking annoying.

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does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person
wow
often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind
Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.
my dead wife. the ad free internet
watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003
This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.
evergreen

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*looks in the mirror* youβre on thin ice
I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back
like this i think
incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
let me be agonizingly clear
when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"
YOU
ARE
CALLING
YOURSELF
A
NAZI
Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.
A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."
my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too
someone contact my fucking lawyers

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I see you have lobsters and I would love to show you a gif that has been tattooed into my brain.
From wikipedia
Oh hell yeah look at that lil fucker go