Nicøle Nannø |-/

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Oh it got better

holy fuck this is exactly it