AND ITS HERO, THE CONQUEROR WORM!

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

no one scared who i was until i put on the scary violin sting....

it’s important to remember that everyone you’ve ever seen in a man on the street video is the type of person who’d willingly appear in a man on the street video. aka the lowest form of vertebrate life.

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

periodic reminder to please for the love of god block the transandrophobia and transmisandry tags. even if the post seems innocuous enough on its own you do not want to be spreading the words of people who think men are oppressed for being men.

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind