AND ITS HERO, THE CONQUEROR WORM!

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The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation

Furthermore he's like. Statuesque. He has a certain poise and grace about him rarely found in men. He's cunty but understated. She ate and she chewed with her mouth closed. You know what I mean? And the whole point of him is that "carnal desire" is extremely off limits. You CANNOT fuck him. Unless.......? And this is the repressed erotic intrigue that invented fanfiction

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

i used to watch a lot of medical dramas (narratively rhythmic) and it's truly awe-inspiring how much propaganda you can pack into 45 minutes esp when at least 15 of them contractually have to be a musical montage. patients are gross, their bodies are funny, they're insane and too sick to know it, their suffering is their fault and the doctors feel sooo bad about it, they need to be told what's good for them and to shut up and comply. grey's is a particularly amazing variation on this imo, because it was an early example of the attempt to explicitly do characterisation via the vehicle of the medical career, meaning there's truly no way to distinguish between the medical propaganda as 'window dressing' and the human drama that keeps the show going. like, you simply have to buy into the central conceit that the pov characters are Good and Noble and Trying To Help. the best is nurse jackie bc she at least kind of fucks certain things up, but the underlying philosophy to medicine is the same and ofc the ideological work that addiction does on that show is like.... also part of this lmao. all of this to say i always thought it was funny when people were, like, suprised at house md as a sherlock variant, because to me it was glaringly clear that the reason you can amalgamate a doctor and a detective into one character is because medicine is part of the same carceral system as policing; and ofc historically the latter term has had more expansive uses including certain medical functions. mea culpa: my fav ds9 character is julian bashir

the "just a little more soy sauce" to "fuuuuuuck" pipeline

so personally inspiring to me that armand had a job he hated for like 200 years and yet he never killed himself #endurelikearmand #nevergiveup

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched