what took you so long?

Oh how I love MEGUMI KAISEN

tf is this crap?

I’m shook

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But it is not today

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

Isn’t it wonderful?!

— Unknown

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)