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I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

My mind is actually blown like…I can’t complete I forgot that

Whoa. You conjured memories I didn’t know I even had.

Oh god, yes!  And the happiness of licking the melted chocolate from the inner wrapper…

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

maybe i’m overthinking things but the idea of some carol singers showing up at your door, telling you to bring out some pudding and insisting they won’t leave until they get it like in the classic “we wish you a merry christmas” is honestly terrifying

so you’re telling me that on christmas day it was tradition that people would show up at the houses of the wealthy and powerful and demand to be provided for or else trash their house??? why did we stop doing that and how do we bring it back

In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is Alton Brown.