Thick Thighs Thick Heart

nobody told me they love me most ardently this morning... whatever

Women be like "I can fix him" and then make him worse

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

They’ve both been arrested several times before, they hire people straight out of prison, all the brownies in their ice cream are made by ex-felons, they support gay rights, and they are not about any of your dehumanizing shit. Ben and Jerry are wonderful people and their ice cream is good. Support them.

catholic emperors would name themselves “pope innocent” “pope clement” “pope never did anything wrong” “pope tiny little baby” “pope good guy” and then commit atrocities

#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)