Detox Just to Retox

I am... I am legitimately lightheaded from laughing.

went to the original video and the description was "don't worry I rejected them three times" jshdlfghs

fuck you *re-judaizes your “universalized” adaptation of jewish characters*

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

Official addition to this post.

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them

it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964

It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console

It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time

It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.

it was called ninteno 64 because you can install up to 64 games into it

it was called ninteno 64 because it took 64 people to hold the controller

it was called ninteno 64 because it was to honor the 64 employees that died making it

it was called ninteno 64 because you could only play it from the hours of 6am-4pm

It was called Nintendo 64 because you could only play it for​ 64 hours before it self-destructed.

It was called Nintendo 64 because it’s 64 calories

It was called Nintendo 64 because it weighed in at 64 metric tons

It was called Nintendo 64 because it was 64 pages long

it’s called the nintendo 64 because you turn 64 degrees and walk away

It’s called the nintendo 64 because Miyamoto is 64 years old

This is like the most ridiculous multiple choice test ever