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from now on every Teto is black until Teto fans learn to behave

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

I actually think all fairies are fat, in their natural habitat. The Irish used iron horseshoes to protect their milk and butter stashes from fairies bc they love cream so much. Cream and berries and honey and ale, all day every day. If you see a skinny fairy she is underfed, give her some sugar water like you would a tired bumblebee 🍰

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

Oh boohoo im peter parker my life so hard . Shut up. go swang around and when you come back try to convince me you hate your life. Turn around. I see you smiling peter i know you like to swang

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

or transphobic in this case