the big bad booty daddy

why do i even try 

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

I worked on my picture from yesterday 😸

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now