the big bad booty daddy

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Sex is so stupid man like "ohhh our wieners are out lets wiggle them around" like. I have work in the morning. Be serious

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep