y'all

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

we need woke 2

Just looking at this game I know it's Finnish

ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ᓭ!¡ᒷリ↸ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ 𝙹∷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ!¡!¡ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᔑꖎ∷ᒷᔑ↸|| ᓭℸ ̣ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ᒷ↸ ᓵꖎ𝙹リ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ⊣⚍|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᒷ∴⊣ᒷリ╎ᓵᓭ!!!!!!!!

ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ᓭ!¡ᒷリ↸ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ 𝙹∷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ!¡!¡ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᔑꖎ∷ᒷᔑ↸|| ᓭℸ ̣ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ᒷ↸ ᓵꖎ𝙹リ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ⊣⚍|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᒷ∴⊣ᒷリ╎ᓵᓭ!!!!!!!!

2027?

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?