Forgotten rants of the misplaced mind.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

scheduling next year’s for 6/28/26, 62826 :))

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T MISS IT (also happy palindrome TEN DAYS!!! in pride month??? yesss)

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.