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I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

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“You shall fall dead the day your first child is born!” the young, inexperienced witch had cried casting her curse. Little did she know, to an asexual like yourself, she’d practically granted immortality. Now, every year, on the anniversary of the curse, she tries her best to “fix” things.
You really didn't mean for this to happen. But still, it has been centuries and no respite is in sight.
Your twin had asked to play a very old game you both were fond of in your youth: A mischievous game of swapping identities, dropping hints of your true one, and seeing who catches on first. Mother had never failed in this so her correct deductions didn't count. There were rules in place in accordance to our present age, that we can fool anyone but our lovers and children.
You had neither, but your twin had both. Well, soon-to-be both.
His lover was nearly ready to deliver his child, could be any day now, which puzzled you as to why he chose of all days to swap. Even if she would have her lover's twin there to see to her and the baby's safety and comfort, why would he risk missing such a momentous occasion? But you figured it is just the one day out of many possible days for nature to decide it had run its course and so swapped with your brother giddy at confusing his friends and future in-laws. You will have come to regret many things, this of not questioning your brother more first in line.
It seemed almost purposeful, her water breaking just as you arrived to their home, but that seemed to lie in impossibility and you had a panicking sister-in-law to soothe despite your own racing heart. You could not leave her in such distress ("He'll miss the birth of our child!" still rings in your ears on the most quietest of haunted nights), but you had to leave her, if just to fetch the midwife. But you should not have left her at all. Maybe paid off a stranger to fetch the midwife for you or tried to help her hobble to the midwife, but anything except leaving her alone. But you did not know what she was, as your brother neglected to inform you before swanning away in your clothes and things.
She was a witch and a witch was most fragile during childbirth, when her magic instinctively reacted to her pain to take it away but her mind and body knew it was necessary pain for the birth of a child.
The midwife and I came back to ashes. Not the whole home, somehow, only where a new mother should have been. Numb, I sent letters to my brother and no longer future in-laws. Only one responded to the news.
You would recognize her, no matter how grief had destroyed her.
She had her older sister's eyes after all.
Before you could explain, she screamed your brother's name and thus cursed you: "YOU SHALL FALL DEAD WHEN YOUR FIRST CHILD IS BORN!"
She ran off in tears, great heartbreaking sobs, before you could even wrap your mind around what just happened.
The thing about witch curses and twins: there was no distinction between who bore it. A vengeful witch curses one twin with something meant for the other; oh well, guess you're stuck with it. There's cases of twins sharing a curse because one couldn't bare to see the other suffer and so the curse devoured both. Witch philosophers mused twins had souls which were one split in two or so intertwined the distinction mattered none.
You had a tiny voice of doubt, of betrayed and horrified suspicion:
"Did my brother set me up?"
the administration may be a bit misinformed on what counts as a reward. the system may be starting to sympathize with its user. sqq asked for none of this.
based on this
This got funnier after the new extra imo
I haven't seen this done yet
Medicine Seller in the year 2025 (probably facing down another bakeneko):
Traditional methods are tried and true, but sometimes...
*the sword turns into a gun when he unsheathes it
Modern problems require modern solutions

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I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
1. THE ILIAD
2. EFD (dont even joke lad ...... the worldbuilding ........ the animation ..........)
3. RDR2/RDR1
4. Dear Wormwood (both song/album)
5. House Stark family dynamics
@cygniavenue @bellspun @achillesisnotcomingdown @venomspecs @regkatouargou @sapocipo @rowyndodendron
Thanks for the tag!
The Odyssey
The original Pinocchio novel
Vento Aureo. The symbolism, the cultural references, the characters..
Prehistoric insular wildlife
Tarantism
Tagging @aaronofithaca05 @post-troy-stress-disorder @holy-mother-of-whumpers @pastellus
Thanks so much for the tag! 🩵
1. Orchids and plants in generam
2. Biogeography
3. Mediterranean climate, ecology and subtypes
4. Ocean currents
5. A little bit of everythingbeing said, unless it's sports
Tagtime! >:D
@holy-mother-of-whumpers @katerinaaqu @perroulisses @iroissleepdeprived @tunguszka20
1 the Iliad
2 my many issues, physical and mental lmao
3 narrative
...sorry that is it I think, all the rest I'd find out with you as you mention sometimes that makes my eyes go ✨.✨
Ok now to my moot's ask box because you mentioned interesting things.
4 PREHISTORY!!! HOW DID I FORGET kinda linked to the Iliad and ancient civilizations, but narrative is also linked to ancient civilizations' literature so.
@cozyrogue @creative-username-lost @midnightlighthowlite @miles-crow @polskasroka @forestdoor @loresung
1. Storytelling
2. Fibre crafts
3. Narrative structure and my beef w modern books and movies
4. Greek mythos
5. Fast fashion
@machinedoll22 @lunahras @aruanimess
Ahhhhh hmmmm
1. Animation history
2. Nail art and nail care
3. The importance of problematic fiction
4. Comic layouts and paneling
5. Unique fandom fic tropes
@kamari3 @halewitzka @neutrallibrarian @nessafae
I've read and seen a wide variety of stuff, but fuck if I can remember them enough for a hour so it'll be more like 20, 30 minutes tops before I fact check myself lol
1. Greek mythology
2. Lore gatekeeping (and its nonexistence in general) in modern games and other media
3. Flower, and plants in general, symbolism
4. My beef with Christianity in general and many of its branches in particular
5. Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
Hmm.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.
However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.
Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.
Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.
Yes
No
Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.
yes
no
A silly ranking of nearly every single possible Frin x Frin variant from what is the most selfcest pairing to the least.
Hi, I made a silly tier list maker where you are given nearly every single possible Frin x Frin variant and you have to rank each pairing from being the most selfcest to the least selfcest through personal reasoning. You can adjust the tiers however you want or use it as is.
(individual images)
(ghostfrin variant)
My brain got. so fried from work
So my thoughts on this may change, but I think it's solid right now
I have an explanation but first gotta get the thought ducks in a row
generate a random power here
Now, with that power, do you think you could defeat prev with their power?
yes. I'm absolutely winning
i could probably win
i might win, but it's close
either or neither of us could win. no way to know.
i might lose, but it's close
i'll probably lose
i'm absolutely losing
we literally have the same power
other / I'm bald / infinitely nuanced answer
Don't forget to put the power you get in the tags!
(If you're reblogging from me, I got Mixed Martial Arts Mastery)

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As a 3 day old Wonderland moth, I just want to share my initial thoughts and impressions of Sky: Children of the Light so far
First off, the bad:
The price inflation of both real and in-game currency items is best described as Y I K E S
That said, the good:
I hate looking at the shops, I get vivid Identity V flashbacks from them all I need is a random lottery wheel that I have to shell out real cash for tickets because the in-game grind to amass enough tickets for it is ridiculous and this is just a crossover event my candles flicker in fear of a Seasonal shop. Speaking of grinds, I haven't had the pleasure of doing candle runs yet, too busy reviving the dead as you do, but I can tell hunting down them will be an... exercise
It's such a pretty game, everything looks some flavor of cute and cozy, flying is a genuine joy, the calls are adorable and don't startle me if I'm concentrating on something to the lessened awareness of my surroundings, the community seems very friendly and respectful, my first Guide aside from Rhythm in the Salon was Nesting and it was such a delight doing their quests now I just hang out near them as I calculate what I want to buy and how to get enough wax for it. The game is also very good at dredging up a person's protective instinct; I took two hits in Wastelands because there was another moth looking kid hesitating on when to cross and I just ran up, guarded their front and back, and diverted attention from them when I could.
Unfortunately for this game, I'm highly introverted and more sightseeing oriented so dropping down into an active communal space for the first time was legitimately as though I had taken the wrong turn in a hallway and walked into a conference room hosting a Batman: Across the Bat-Verse symposium and I was but a poor freshly orphaned black haired blue eyed baby boy with no accompanying guardian or minder in sight. The Batmans took one look at me, stood up, and said "okay, let's go and adopt this kid" to which I responded by running out of the room, adoption papers origami'd into batarangs flying out after me.
So my experience so far has actually been going great!
To Keep Hope In A Star Ball
Written for @madatobiweek 2024 Day 2: Hanahaki / Time-travel
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter 1 of ?
Word Count: 1,533
WARNINGS: major character death, repeated character deaths, canon typical violence, it gets worse before it gets better
At the end of the world, Tobirama is transported to the past—not far enough to change the event calculated to impact the future the most. But he can make it work, right enough wrongs to prune away the rotted and poisoned roots, years to fix what he can and hunt down Madara after the First Shinobi World War wraps up. First and foremost is overcoming the Kinkaku Force, and thus, his death.
Except history repeats, a second playing of sacrificial rabbit to lure the hound away from his kits. He dies again by claws of pure chakra—
Yet he awakens again, on the day he came back to the past.
They are intertwined in the flow of time, separate yet clinging as otters in the river, the star ball between their sternums a scorching burn through their armor, their clothes, their flesh. They are dead (they are alive,) they are on a battlefield of Senju and Uchiha (they are standing alone atop a ruined seal and surrounded by the remains of scattered false bodies and a blond boy and black haired boy laying on the ground,) Tobirama sees Hashirama in the Pure Lands (Madara sees Izuna across a battlefield.) The river overflows, strains itself, bucks against its banks, thrashes current against current.
It thins, widens—
Something
has
to
break—
It stops.
Tobirama collapses to his knees on the bank of a thin brook. Across it, Madara stays standing but hunches over like he was hit in the solar plexus and needs to get air back in his lungs desperately. In front of them is a man they've only heard of in myth and legend: the Sage of Six Paths.
He hovers there tall and proud, his arm outstretched with Kurama's star ball floating above the palm of his open hand, the swirling corrosive red chakra dancing with orange wind and purple flame in a miniature galaxy.
It is time this ends, my son.
To Fan The Moonbeams From His Sleeping Eyes
Written for @madatobiweek 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter 1 of ?
Word Count: 1,369
After a long training session with his genin and their tagalong friends, Kagami wheedles Tobirama into coming with him to the Uchiha District to check out a new shop. Browsing through the display cases at Uchiha Senbei with Kagami chatting by his side, Tobirama watches an Uchiha teen interact with an Inuzuka teen by the front counter. His curiosity was piqued by the deliberate motions of the Uchiha’s hand fan, ostensibly for cooling down from the heat but the way it is being used suggests something more. A code language involving fans, perhaps?
Ribcage Cold And Empty (I Need Your Heart Next To Mine)
Written for @madatobiweek 2024 Day 7: Free Day
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter 1 of ?
Word Count: 548
People are born with the ability to draw their hearts from their chests and, if they so wish, exchange them with each other. To give another your heart has always meant a profound depth of love, even if it's just pieces of it given away.
When Madara is given a peace gift from Tobirama, it sets him on a path to rediscovering what it means to give someone your heart.
"Do with it as you please."
With that, Tobirama turns on his heel and strides out of the office without another word. Madara stares at the spot in space he occupied for perhaps fifteen seconds at most, speechless. Then, mechanically, he tips his head down to look at the object Tobirama placed on his desk.
You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
What's your reaction to what you received?
Oh, hell yeah!
Pretty nice
I can work with this
Not what I would have picked, but okay
Ugh. Ugh. ...Ugh.
How does this reflect me?!
...........I'm supposed to keep this in my dorm room?

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Dark, Benighted, Travel-worn (Little Wanderer, Hie Thee Home)
Written for @madatobiweek 2024 Day 4: Children / Vows
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter 1 of ?
Word count: 1,670
On a routine patrol, Tobirama comes across a small group seemingly of one Uchiha leading four allies to the heart of Senju territory. If circumstances and the people involved were what he first thought, then he would have simply dealt with the invading force and carried on with his patrol.
However, three children fleeing hostile enemies is not something to be dealt with as he first intended. Such circumstances demand his immediate intervention.
A bright bushfire crosses into Tobirama’s sensing range, roughly northwest of his position. It’s as subtle as a true forest fire, and followed by four smaller, more well hidden chakra signatures of breeze and soil. The trajectory of their path would continue in Senju lands, through the forest then across one of the farming fields left fallow for the year, and, if not stopped, to the clan compound. As the patrol of the northwest side of their territory is his duty, such an invasion must be dealt with quickly.
Though, this is a strange tactic for the Uchiha Clan to try: a fiveman team of one Uchiha and four Hagoromo with no other squads in range. It calls to mind a hit and run attack, but the possibility of patrols delaying and even deflecting the team away from their main adjective is high.
No matter. Tobirama can handle one squad.
Becoming Responsible For What You Have Tamed
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60607369/chapters/154746469
Written for @madatobiweek Day 1: Fantasy / Court
Fandom: Naruto
Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
Word count: 1,548
Chapter 1 of ?
Something was stolen from Senju Tobirama. It's a concerning feat on its own, but Hashirama insists the object stolen is cause for greater alarm and a threat to Tobirama and the village’s safety.
Madara is assigned the task of retrieving the object before all is lost.
In the twilight before true night, Hashirama calls Madara to his office. His brother is nowhere in sight nor sensor range, but Madara brushes off the odd occurrence as due to the late hour. At the door to the office, he studies Hashirama before the other man notices him in the doorway; the air is somber as the newly elected Hokage eyes a report on his desk, eyes hard and mouth pressed into a tense line.