all women are queens anakin

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Jeremy strong is so funny because he’s like. Oh yeah. I’m good. I don’t care that it’s over. Why would I be super invested ? It’s just a character. Quote from man who tried to commit an unscripted suicide in character at the end of filming

hes so cool

Didn't I do it for you? Didn't I do for you... , Kermie?

michael cera in the barbie movie. son of a bitch. i’m in.

Great work everybody, hit the showers