Nero the Noodle

HERETICS 💀💀💀 warhammer 40k has me in it's fucking clutches dude. a little lineup of my interpretation of the traitor primarchs as a thing i've been chippin away at between work stuff

This is doubtless because of his experience of the trenches in the Great War.

Like, this is what things looked like to soldiers who fought in that war (image in black and white of a solitary soldier walking across a muddy wasteland pocked with puddles):

Here’s Delville Wood, the site of a battle in 1916 (sepia image of a wasteland dotted with broken and dead trees):

Here’s an image from the Battle of the Somme, in which Tolkien participated (image of soldiers standing above and inside a trench or earthwork in a grey wasteland; smoke from artillery is on the horizon)

(Rudolf loves it and Teio's trying to delete it from her memory). Rudolf asks who he's going to take, and he ends up giving them the tickets then buying one for himself in a separate room as a chaperone

So they show up

and Teio's super excited to be there, Rudolf's trying to keep her calm and the immediate assumption the keeper makes is "Ah, so it's a family huh."

Which leads into these, where Rudolf drops her handkerchief and an employee hands it back to her

But refers to her as "奥様", okusama, the wife.

Then you get Teio's reaction to that

Which is her getting mad about how she doesn't understand why everyone thinks she's his daughter and the staff's response is pretty much "oh my god your daughter's adorable, she really loves her dad!"

Rudolf notably doesn't deny being the wife, so Teio grills her for it when they get to a room

Rudolf says she just didn't want to make a fuss then Teio points out she's getting flustered, only to be distracted by noticing the staff mistakenly put out three futon under assumption they were a family and immediately claim the middle futon "as the daughter." (She just wants them both). Trainer futilely points out he's in another room.

Which leads to another couple pages where Teio's trying to convince him to just sleep in the same room, and Rudolf consults the Student Council only to find that Air Groove is currently in her trainer's house cleaning for them and Narita Brian is currently being babied into eating vegetables by her own trainer

*The Student Council's morals are in disarray!!

Then the Trainer's convinced to sleep in the same room so you get these: Teio's a smartass about it, telling him not to sneak into her futon only for the predictable to happen

Rudolf had previously asked the trainer to wake her up early before Teio gets up because she's an atrocious morning person, but well, she is an atrocious morning person so her response to Trainer trying to wake her up without getting sloth-Teio up too is

In which we are reminded the girls are horses and Very Strong and Rudolf is most definitely on the higher end of that graph so she chokes him out and this section of the comics gets a happy end

It's just a really fucking goofy family comedy skit and I think about these all the time

Here's the artist's pixiv gallery uncluding these strips: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93399297

Her royal highness princess dirt noodle* emerges from the substrate with debris on her head and immediately dumps it into her water dish while she's drinking.

*her actual name is Pinni**