Khan to Elessar

The Grey Havens by Matthew Stewart

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Brain: "You know, 'taco cat' spelled backwards really is taco cat."

Me: "I know that, thank you. Please be quiet." (Yes, I talk out loud to myself sometimes. Don't judge me😂)

Brain: *plays circus music*

Me: *trying to roll my eyes backward to look at it as much as I can* "Ayo, seriously? What is wrong with you?"

Brain: *in my Newkirk muse's voice* "Don't ask questions yah don't want the answer ta, mate."

Me: "Okay, so first of all, fuck off. Secondly, that's fair enough. And thirdly, would you please quit it?!? I have to get up early in the morning, you know."

Brain: *flashes me an image of Hogan grinning smugly* "That sounds like a 'you' problem."

Me: *getting annoyed* "Yeah, and it's gonna be your problem too if I get hurt at the gym because you won't let me sleep! Now shut up!"

Brain: *in Rob's voice* "Well! I tell you, the nerve of some people..." (I call my Hogan muse 'Rob', and he sounds just like Canon!Hogan in my head.)

Me: "Shut. The Hell. Upppp!"

Brain: *is quiet for a few minutes*

Me: *sighs in relief* "Finally. Thank you - now maybe I can get some sleep."

Brain: "Hey, remember this?"

Me: *taking several deep breaths* "Seriously, are you, like...okay? Everything good up there?"

Brain: *in Rob's voice* "Oh, everything is peachy. Just peachy." *plays the sound of him doing an evil little laugh*

Me: "Uh-huh." *raising my eyebrows* "You know, I'm getting the distinct feeling that everything is not, in fact, peachy. What are you up to, Rob?"

Brain: *plays the sound of Rob letting out an evil laugh again before flashing this image*

Me: *suddenly having a sneaking suspicion where this is going* "Wait wait wait, don't do it!"

Brain: 🎶"And on the quietest night in the darkest hour, the Kriegsmarine appear!"🎶

Me: "Dammit, don't bring up the -"

Brain: *in Wil's voice* "Mmmpf! Those bloody arrogant, lazy, good-for-nothings!" (That's what I call my Klink muse, and he sounds just like Canon!Klink in my head.)

Me: *letting out a heavy sigh* "- Kriegsmarine." (Wil has a permanent grudge against that branch of the Wehrmacht because he's salty, and getting him to shut up once he gets on a roll about them is nearly impossible. Man will just be out here talking smack like it's his second job or something😅)

Brain: *still sounding like Wil* "Who made this?!? Quite frankly, I am appalled that anyone would ever do so! They buy their commissions in the Kriegsmarine, you know. But not I." *proudly tapping his Iron Cross.* "Nein, those of us in the Luftwaffe earn them fair and square by doing actual work. And another thing -"

Me: *groans* "Oh boy, here we go. Looks like it's going to be a long night. Thanks, brain. Really appreciate that; now Wil's gonna be ranting and raving for hours. See what you did?"

Brain: *somehow manages to sound like Rob while Wil is still going on a rant about the Kriegsmarine* "You're welcome. I think I've caused enough chaos for one night, so my work is done here...for now."