trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
hello vonnie

izzy's playlists!

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Show & Tell

@theartofmadeline

Janaina Medeiros
h
Aqua Utopiaď˝ćľˇăŽĺşă§č¨ćśăç´Ąă
Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

Andulka
KIROKAZE
Peter Solarz
d e v o n

Product Placement
sheepfilms
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Belarus

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Uruguay

seen from Albania
seen from Albania
seen from Finland
seen from Oman
@nerdywithadashofawesome

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
please watch my favorite game changer clip ever
"Doctor Who is all political now!"
Me, remembering the episode adressing immigration and terrorism in 2015: Ah huh...
"It wasn't so woke before!"
Me, remembering the pansexual companion who was flirting with and kissing men on screen in 2005: I see...
"They turned it into left-wing propaganda!"
Me, remembering the classic serial criticizing capitalism and how it traps people in debt from 1977: If you say so...
DOCTOR WHO "The End of Time: Part Two" (2010) | "Wild Blue Yonder" (2023)
Alright which one of you mfers posted this on Facebook? I had to dig for my password and get back on here after getting away 3 years ago to delete all my personal info... im watching you guys

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website
MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?
im kin with asking your mom to take you to a kink party
china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uhâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ..
leaves.
I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because itâs not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like âImma check this outâ. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ainât too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background â????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU ARENâT DEAD???âÂ
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said âI like it here. Iâm staying.â
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but thatâs another story there.Â
And basically Persephone wasnât a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldnât be at least a little scared of someone whoâs name means something along the lines of âthe destroyerâ
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Koreâs name to Persephone (basically âthe one who brings chaosâ) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDNâT FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes âfine, but youâre going to visit your momâ âalso, I changed your nameâ âget rektâ
Also, if Iâm not mistaken, Kore means âlittle girlâ so imagine going from that to âchaos bringerâ
I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.
This may not be the version of the myth thatâs commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
you ever think about how small the switch is
like the majority of the systemâs mass is the 720p screen on itÂ
like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch
thatâs it. thats all thats in there more or lessÂ
that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade.Â
this thing runs Doom.Â
technology is cool.Â
so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okayÂ
actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children
when fiction isnât so fictional
sandy cheeks wouldâve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
mr krabs wouldâve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely wouldâve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton wouldâve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump
okay im just gonna put down my things here
- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him
- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him
- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.
- Patrick canât spell so he couldnât vote for anyone
- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate âbad wordsâ during their campaign.
- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.
- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote
- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.
- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.
- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because heâs a wealthy narcissist.
- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.
My idol
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
A classic

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up
good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up
god tier: villain listening to âtoxicâ by britney spears as they fuck shit up
legendary tier: villain listening to âAfricaâ by Toto as they fuck shit up
every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly