kitschglitch

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

Izzy Hands leaning by the window in the galley, taking the weight off his bad leg, his head tipped back, eyes closed, not quite fully awake yet. He listens to the sound of the pot on the stove as the dawn sun starts to stream in through the windows, glinting off the hilt of his sword- He's not so put together this early, with nobody around to see him, almost soft in the way his sleeves hang loose & he hasn't yet put on his glove. On the table rests his personal logbook, waiting for him to plan out the tasks for the day, but that can wait until he's had his coffee.

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

i love it when two adult men have a homoerotic teenage girl friendship and falling out

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

no phone i have ever owned has ever been off silent mode. i don’t think i’ve ever heard it ring. i can’t even imagine what it would sound like. i’ve never heard a phone ring in a room and thought it was mine. i don’t even process it

must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

I’ll be a fucking pervert about anything. I’m better than you