Occupation: Royal Vibe Checker

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

I used 5 gilt sheets in gilding 6 walnuts. This leaves me (Checks notes) 95 more gilt sheets in this package. Pretty sure I can cover an entire pair of boots.

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

World Heritage Post

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.

Never speak to me or my 452 unread books again