not here for a good time or a long time

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

they should sell "used beer" at the thrift store

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

Nobody like to talk about kitties amazing antennae becase they are still learning or maybe they arejealous

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

walked in on the boys doing lines of water in the bathroom