internet time

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

Things to do with your twin

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

As the Internet enshittifies and censorship mounts, we're going to need to go back to relying on weird, marginal outcasts with shockingly detailed knowledge of very specific fields, and i'm doing my part

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is going to be bad because the characters speak with American accents, which sound jarring to movie-goers coming from ancient Greek characters. They should have Canadian accents instead

It would be more historically accurate

“Ho-lee fuck, boys! Look at the Jesus size of that friggin horse!”

Historian's Note: Odysseus would have actually referred to the horse's "Zeus size"