old school wizardry

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

the idea that there is going to be a 2026 sam bucky steve reunion and it is going to be in a movie with 300 carefully spaced randos standing in a room together and is almost guaranteed to last 5 seconds and consist of like 4 words and a pat to the shoulder. caring abt the mcu is an exercise in humiliation

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting