consumed by blorbos

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

@pancho-pinto

I hopeeeeeee

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

Younger brother was just telling me about all the 'scummy' things he's seen from toby fox,(putting merch ads in games and having special release for the Nintendo console) and its just like, buddy that's been going on since at least 1998. I think the problem is that toby fox is in the video game industry and you're holding him to a different standard than anyone else. Of course you're going to be disappointed.