Kurt M V Rich

German cutie Martin is unique. Not only is he a handsome amp, he’s also a para. Regretfully I don’t have the video to show him in motion.

Ignore Marco. That’s his not-so-secret signal for anyone on the team to join him in the shower after the game.

Someone grab Jalen. He’s going with us to the tanning spa tonight. No one has legs that white!

Good evening, sir. I’m José, your parking attendant this evening. As you may have noticed I have a small mobility problem. Would you please toss me your keys?

“Ok, Jacob, let’s change the scene. This time cover your crotch with your right hand.”

Since Tumblr’s censors react so radically at so many of my innocuous posts, I’m sure they’ll go ballistic with this one.

Shiver me timbers, mate. Someone just told me you’re holding auditions for a new pirate movie.

A weekend roundup of some of the very best…

I’m soooo very happy there’s someone to watch over me. ♥️

I’ll admit quad amp Michael looks infinitely better after he’s been cleaned up.

“You asked me if there were any sharks in the lake and I said no. You never once asked if the lake had been stocked with pirañas.”

Oh, please, please, tell me it’s true. I’m about to paddle across this here lake. I need to know there’ll be no more encounters with sharks.”

Please explain how this is going to work. We can’t play ‘Three Little Piggies’ much less ‘Ten Little Piggies’

The wonderful world of Italian DAK super hunk and para Olympian Donato.

I seriously disagree. This is infinitely more fun than kneading bread dough.

I think I’ve now seen everything. What person uses a mini food grater to remove calluses on their stump?

Wow! Four years to buy my new prosthetic! Surely they could have given me the Buy One Get One Free discount.

Our Colombian conjoined twins delight in showing off.