I Get To Hope Because I Fight For It

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

He's not angry at us for loving her because it's the objectively correct thing to do, just reminding us all that he's first in line and outranks all of us.

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

Tadius killing the king is so funny to me. What was his thought process. Wow Woah the trolls trying to turns Bogs Hollow was super scary but Ella was so cool and saved all out lives. She should be Queen the old king SUCKS. The wedding technically counted and the Prince is gone sooo. How do I get the Prettiest Amazingiest Girl ever on the throne if the Old King's still alive. Hold on I have an idea! Regicide.