the water flows as though it is alive

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

Lol i have almost completed the work

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account