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THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???
supremely impressed by the fact that the pumpkins are actually lipsynced to the music
This is a good example of what my brain looks like inside.
IT GOES ON FOR TWO MINUTES??????
Screaming and crying and tearing out my hair because I will never go this hard
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man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh
The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.
I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…
They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.
There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.
That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.
The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.
see that little lump up at the top of minnesota? the sawtooth mountains? so small most places would just call them hills?
those are over a billion years old.
that’s why they’re so small. they’re the last ancient remnants of a lava flow 5 miles thick. the lava didn’t kill any dinosaurs. or any fish. or any animals at all. because there were no animals. you know what there was?
algae.
those mountains were 5 miles tall when the most advanced life on earth was algae.
so i’m just gonna go ahead and keep calling them mountains, even though all you need to climb them is hiking shoes and a nice afternoon. because a place where you can crouch down and touch basalt that was lava before leaves were invented deserves some respect.
The earth is unfathomably ancient, and you garner no love from her when you insult her eldest children.
not only that, the Appalachians predate the Atlantic Ocean and were fragmented. they stretch across three continents, as Atlas in Africa and Caledonians in Europe as you can see here:
the Appalachians are way way old. the fossils that ARE found in these ranges are ancient marine beings, whose fossil remains predate the anatomical structures of beings migrating to land for the first time. THAT’S how old the Appalachians are.
show the elders some respect, they have witnessed eons and are returning to the land from which they grew, it’s the kind of the passage of time on a scale that our human lives could not even begin to comprehend.
Give me ALL the geology discourse
Also, the Rockies probably didn’t seem so tall in comparison when most of their current valley was simply just the bed of Lake Bonneville.
That’s a whole lotta words for a few lumps.
Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes
If he had drawn nothing else but Calvin’s snowmen for ten solid years, I would have been in Heaven.
We get snow like once a year but on that day, we recognize the great Creator by making unholy figures in his honor.
I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
@alltheshit-althetime
THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK
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YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME
this is really important so i’m posting it here because it’ll probably get removed and the original poster may be banned, but this is literal documentation and proof that terfs and transphobes are directly connected to the far-right and have roots in racism, homophobia, misogyny, and antisemitism. it really is all part of the same oppressive system, so there is no disconnecting transphobia from conservatism. there is no such thing as a progressive transphobe as much as they may want you to believe. it has nothing to do with biology or protecting women or children, none of it is founded in science or logic, it is purely hatred and and attempt to justify bigotry.
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post from a friend who works on film/tv sets about the IATSE strike, feel free to repost
LOS ANGELES, CA — After months of negotiating successor contracts to the Producer-IATSE Basic Agreement, and the Theatrical and Television M
info on the situation from the IATSE website, Sept. 21, 2021
Image caption: A screenshot of a Facebook post
This is a #Repost and very well said:
Friends and family across the country – there is a real possibility that Hollywood unions, the IATSE, will go on strike. This would halt almost all television and film production across the entire United States. This is a historic move, and frankly a necessary one.
Many of you are probably annoyed that you've cut the cable cord, only to now be paying the same ount for a multitude of streaming services.
We are however more than annoyed that these streaming services, which nearly everyone has, and which are owned by some of the richest corporations on the planet, are pretending that it's still an unknown business model that they don't know if they can make money from.
They want to pay us less for streaming shows than for shows that air on TV. They want to work us longer hours, and shorter weekends. They want to contribute less to our pension and health plans for streaming movies that then do for films that have a traditional theatrical release. They don't even want to let us break for lunch during a 12+ hour work day...
On top of that, Apple+ is asking for a discount on our rates because they have less subscribers than the others, even though Ted Lasso just won all the Emmys last night. This situation bas reached a breaking point. The studios have decided to no longer negotiate, and therefore, our leadership has decided to call for a strike authorization vote. It's possible that this vote could lead to the producers offering us a fair contract to avoid a strike. Or it's possible that we will have to strike for what we need. I hope that you'll stand with us in this fight.
In Solidarity....
#IASolidarity
Our daughters’ daughters will adore us and they’ll sing in grateful chorus “Well done, Sister Suffragette!”
Mary Poppins (1964) dir. Robert Stevenson
i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
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date of origin: 15th March 2020
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
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Ding ding ding we have a winner!
UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!
According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:
These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.
The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.
Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.
UPDATE:
Apparently there is someone here known as “Big Josh.” Big Josh is getting ready to battle the remaining Joshes. Let’s pray for these poor souls.
UPDATE:
CROWD NUMBERS WAY EXCEED PREVIOUS ESTIMATES. THE TOTAL TURNOUT AS OF RIGHT NOW IS SPECULATED TO BE CLOSE TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE.
“Special Joshes” now include:
Knight Josh
Dog Josh
Lil Josh
Gillie Suit Josh
Rambo Josh
Ninja Josh
People are lining up to meet the Josh known as “The One True Josh”. He is the original Josh Swain and has gathered a cult following like some sort of modern day Jesus.
While Josh Swain has been dubbed the One True Josh by his followers, the official One True Josh has been declared.
THE WINNER OF JOSH FIGHT IS....
LITTLE JOSH.
Little Josh has received 6000$ as a prize to donate to a children’s hospital in Nebraska. He truly is the One True Josh.
this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it
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Make sure that links will take you where they say they will before clicking.
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You couldn’t just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone!
SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother
Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History
Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History
Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History
Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History
You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??
that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years
“woah, wow, woah”
get this cat a jazz contract, stat
HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭
Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door
oh my god
