I have no idea what I'm doing

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

You can add it as an extension to Firefox now: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/udm14/reviews/

Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed

Happy disability pride month

[image ID: #@prev maybe that is how migraines work #but most of us just don't have the fortune of personally knowing the individual making the chili #maybe you get migraines every time some random guy in rhode island makes chili. you'd never know #its like the world's worst platonic soulmate au. End ID]

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

the true duality of man is silly-earnest

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

Great job everyone

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

I hope this photographer won a prize

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

beg for your life, tennis boy