rooney eats it!!

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Well-intentioned historical interventions have not helped its longevity. In 1904, props and metal chains were installed to support its branches. In the 1960s, hollow parts of the tree were filled with concrete to support it, while limbs were clad with lead, then fibre-glass and even treated with fire-retardant paint.

well that'll do it

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at