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@nemesis-apples
to be honest there has never been a fictional character iāve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i donāt want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? whatās my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.Ā
#im the director bitch not the actor
donāt hide this in the tags thatās exactly it
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The cityās most effective hero doesnāt have powers. He is just a simple therapist who joined the hero business after seeing one of his patients killed on the news.
Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird Iām friends with
I love her
i am loving peopleās attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, sheās not a chimera, sheās not a fucked up crow, etc. she is justā¦.. a regular run of the mill magpie
She is also a motherā¦. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time
HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE
i give her chips sometimes
From what Iāve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, theyāve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If youāve been nice to a group of magpies, though, theyāll remember you and you wonāt be swooped at.
Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligentā¦ which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.
The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspringā¦ then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously goingĀ āGo on, then, you try it!ā
Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelledĀ āRAWK!ā in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.
@asymbina @brookietf @tharook
THIS IS A GOOD NARRATIVE <3
Iām fascinated with the concept of baby animals being TAUGHT, complete with focus-drawing behaviors, followed by demonstration, about how to interact with humans.
So yeah, baby can have some chips.
@elodieunderglass
Emitting a recogniseable call is key with magpies. I lived just down the street from a park with a huge swooping problem for about 20 years, so I had time to run a lot of experiments. The conclusion I came to is that magpies donāt recognise humans visually, but aurally. If you make a friendly noise every time you see them (mine is a cooingĀ āhello birdieā), donāt startle them or try to get too close, and politely go around them when theyāre on the ground, theyāll soon remember you as a Polite Human and youāll be exempt from the swooping as soon as you make the right noise.Ā
Which is why I routinely crossed that park in swooping season, greeting the first magpie I saw in my usual fashion, and then strolled across the park in safety while assorted people in business attire ran past me screaming with their briefcases or handbags over their heads. The filthy looks I used to get when I stopped to speak to a magpie and then it went off to attack someone else were really pretty funny. Was it my fault they werenāt being polite?
We moved into a new swooping zone a few years ago, and I immediately began the campaign again. I got swooped a couple of times the first year, but never since. it really does work!
ok so thereās a game me and my friends play called ādonāt get me startedā and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and itās the best thing thatās ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: āTHINK ABOUT IT.ā Youāre given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners āThink about it.āĀ
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
me and my friends playĀ āWorldās Greatest Expertā where one of the other players saysĀ āHey, I heard youāre the worldās greatest expert on ____ā and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing youāre the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.
The version I learned was āAh Yesā in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go āAh Yes, the ____ā in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.
been seeing this tag on ao3 called āmutually unrequitedā and i dont mean to nitpick but likeā¦.thats notā¦..what it meansā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..
āmutually unrequitedā okay so they just donāt like each other
Wait this is actually a hilarious concept, they both think the other is in love with them but they both are very not in love with each other but they try to be nice and end up going on dates to not hurt the otherās feelings while trying to figure out how to let the other down gently but it keeps spiraling
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Mama dog giving her baby huskies howling lessons
(Source)
100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought āheehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hatā
I can understand, visually what 4 out of 5 of these girls are doing.
Ami is polishing or using a wrench to tighten up something. Makoto is either adjusting an interior panel or working on speaker wires(?)
Minako and rei are likely working on the same thing on the dashboard but the limited space in the cabin calls for the awkward angle.
But
Someone please yell me why is usagi
Hitting the top of the cab with a
HAMMER??
Shush, she's helping.
thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity
thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity
Donāt forget bi and pan rights !
this reply is so funny to me. sorry straightsā¢, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now
reblog if you support the gay cinematic universe
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ā The truck rolls over on the Hanshin Expressway Loop Line, completely blocking the lane.Ā ā
Glad that Iāll be notified of every Evergreen shipping mishap until the end of time.
Every single time š¤£
my writing ability currently feels on par with that of likeā¦. a seven year old. iām just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly canāt.
the url makes this so much funnierĀ
the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty
i know thatĀ ādonāt harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!ā is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, iād like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done
and before you come in withĀ āyeah, you never know who is and isnāt autistic, and you shouldnāt force people to out themselves!ā i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldnāt be okay to go after NTs for being weird. theyāre people, janice. theyāre allowed to be really invested in naruto
#stop playing the game of āwho is it okay for me to hurt?āĀ #the answer is no oneĀ #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no oneĀ #none people is the correct number of people to hurtĀ [X]
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Kara telling Lena she's the only reason she got out of the Phantom Zone in front of everyone who just experienced their worst nightmares trying to get her back is still funnier than it should be
Bonus:
I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month
