The World According to Jenn

...my child, tumblr has been advertising the "save Gaza from genocide" community to me daily for the past two years and somehow I have not ONCE gone onto their posts to start fights. Even though, you know, they ARE actively weighing in to a conflict they don't understand, instead of just trying to live their fucking lives.

heya!

this right here?

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.

the "@staff" is just the bio text.

tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.

report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.

like, specifically mine. not a random one.

Welcome to the Nexus Hotel, your infinite stop shop for time travellers. Check your bathtubs.

April 6, 2027!

The lying and manipulation by white men who conspire to uphold white supremacy is staggering.

Bautista is definitely the genuinely best actor of the three, but Cena also really impressed me in Peacemaker. Both of them are willing to put in the work and improve.

if you're smoking it, you are going to be coughing a lot. you are going to be breathless a lot. your breath and smell are gonna be real bad.

if you're going to be snorting it. do you want to have a permanent sniffy nose? this is how you get a permanent sniffy nose.

if you're injecting it. you will develop weird painful spots and also itchiness.

in general: you are gonna be so tired and you will feel so evil and your sleep will not be normal and you will be pooping way too much or way too little and it will also stink and you will have really bad headaches. and your memory will get worse.

with alcohol - you will unlock evil nausea and grogginess and also you will have crazy dreams and general brain fog

with opiates - do you want to be itchy forever. this is how you be itchy forever.

with psychedelics - basically you will never feel hungry or tired again and no matter how much fun you think it is it is actually hell on earth to not be able to reset your body and you desperately need a reset and you have misplaced the button for reset.

with meth and the associated family -- You will feel your heart in places your heart should not be and also this never goes away

also not fun: spending money on things you cannot afford. and the slow realisation that you promised to never lose control. and then you did.

"i already experience these" Great. It gets worse. It gets so much worse.

"well I can't be addicted to stimulants because I have ADHD / opiates because I have chronic pain" I need you to know. This is a lie. The primary difference on why people experience withdrawals is the strength of the dosage. Also ignores the amount of disabled people who ended up addicted because they could not find their medication otherwise.

TV Writing Jesus himself couldn’t have kept this show going, and that nobody brings up this guy at all is proof no-one here understands how anything actually works in the real world. You’re an 8 year old yelling at your dad for getting fired and you having to move house because you can’t yet conceive of him having a boss evil enough to just fire him for being gay. Doctor Who was cancelled because It’s Woke™. That’s it. It’s the same as everything else. Nobody even cares about the money anymore. Everything is just the Scooby-Doo mask pulling-off scene to find Regressive Authoritarianism underneath forever. The Big Bad is always the same, and it’s not the quite literally loudest pro-trans voice in UK media creation. But hey, go off guys, try and kill-off the one person who ever tries to use his power to change anything for the better and ignore the people actually trying to kill us, why not, just become the people you hate in politics because isn’t it so much easier and funner than facing the reality that you can play the best game of chess in your life but never defeat The Machine.

The current BBC is staffed by this man and his cronies, and all they wanted to do was kill off Doctor Who without getting backlash. That was their goal, their singular Goal. Not money. Killing it. Because at the end of the day they’re right, Doctor Who is inherently Woke Content and under our current Regressive Authoritarian governments that has not, and will not be allowed to stand.

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

it'd be a shame if this...