Keroa's corner

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

Yoshi P should bring back Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt as a boss and give him a move called Butt Slider so he can say to fans: "Well? This is what you asked for, right?"

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

the fairies i hired to put my cookies in the oven (4 inches tall, elastic) couldn't wait so they ate the leftover cookie dough (their payment) first but then they got so drunk off of the alcohol in the vanilla extract (70 proof) that they forgot to do their job. fucked up.

Huh. Im sure their overseer will love that.

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

Same for kink regardless of if there was sex involved tbh. Basically the only times I get to talk about things like “harmonica impact play” or “falling down a mountain during a sub hunt”, etc. is on the internet, in kink clubs, or with other trans girls regardless of how objectively hilarious any individual event was.

was literally having this conversation yesterday about how socially acceptable topics are always just the most inane and boring shit, like one of the guys in the group is in the process of building a padded cell for asylum play and management have decreed that he's not allowed to talk about this thing that brings him joy because it's taboo; it's tragic, and it minimises us as people

9ne of the things I find hilarious is this clip of a chick on Webcam playing with toys, but she has this young scottish fold cat on screen, below her knee, who just looks entirely confused at what is happening. Its face gets me every time. BIT I CANT SHARE THAT WITH THE NORMIES.

Your friendly reminder that if you've traded parts of your Self to the otherworld in exchange for power you have to let your spirits dwell within your flesh from time to time, you feel that way because you are a dehydrated toad and you need to get moist in the river of power from whence you were born, hope this helps

I'm beginning to suspect that sufficiently advanced witchcraft is indistinguishable from shitposting.

Make sure you keep your phone in your pocket. Dont make me cast "No you Don't" on you.

Former EMT here , this is not a drill or a joke. This is literally the worst time of the year for accidentally falling on stuff 😳. And yes I said worse not only , I guarantee every EMT with a year or more under their belt has a story or 5 ⚕️👠😳.

Remember: If it doesn't have a flared base, you're NOT getting it back. Not without an awkward conversation with an EMT.

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

i used to be a green onion

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping