I would die for Andrew Minyard

andrew and neil getting so hype about kevin covering his tattoo that they have to make out for the rest of the night has gotta be the craziest thing to survive from the kandreil drafts

do you guys ever think about andrew abruptly ending most of his and neil's conversations by saying "i'm done talking to you now. go away" and neil listening every single time and how that was probably one of the first things to make andrew wonder if neil would respect his "no" in other situations

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

the truth is that Andrew didn't tell Bee he was gay because he has a deeply ingrained fear that his gayness is a result of his abuse and makes him "dirty", and he didn't want Bee to confirm/confront that

the real fantasy of heated rivalry isn’t that the hot cocky sex god will fall in love with the uptight socially awkward virgin… the real fantasy is that you can be sooooooo fucking annoying & avoidant & allergic to intimacy and someone who is securely attached will nevertheless doggedly pursue you, make you feel your feelings, and then marry you

everytime i see connor storrie mugging it in a photo i do turn into a sexist construction worker like come on baby give us a smile

troy is awesome like i literally adore that hes actively thinking abt killing himself in the background of what is in general terms a xmas hallmark movie

harris family has an apple farm and he has a violin playing history of heart issues that dont matter to the plot and a dykeish coworker and meanwhile troy is like im the worst fucking person thats ever existed and the only reason im not killing myself its that my mommy wld be sad and im contractually obligated to play hockey with ppl i used to bully therefore this is like my very own personal purgatory where i have to pay for my crimes

Something about Ilya still managing to be insecure about their relationship while Shane is locked on like a rabid dog, like 5000 PSI bite strength around that Russian boy. Shane is over here calmly rationalizing "This is not only the only person I've ever loved he's also the only person I can even fathom loving. If he dies I die because life will no longer be worth living. Obviously" and Ilya's like "what if he leaves me for this random Ottawan journalist"

yeah the reason ilya’s depression gets worse in ottawa is not because he hates ottawa and hates the centaurs. like don’t get me wrong it doesn’t help that he’s suddenly in a new place and on a shit team. but that’s not the problem. the problem is that he’s spent almost a decade playing the game of ‘well if i had what i wanted then i’d be fixed’ and then he got what he wanted - his dad is gone and he doesn’t have to go back to russia or have contact with his horrible brother and shane loves him and he loves shane and they’re going to be together now - and unfortunately it didn’t fix a damn thing