Everything I Can't Say

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

I feel it needs to be further clarified that his voice is like warm caramel if warm caramel was still delicious but also haunted. A warm blanket knit from the fleece of an unnamed beast that roams wild lands where humans were not meant to tread. An ancient tree in a beautiful forest where you don't want to linger after dark.

Someone needs to contact that man and give him a link to this thread of poetry. He will smile, blush, and it'll absolutely make his day.

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

So great lol

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy… u can read it here

I just need to clear this up, that’s a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled “what the fuck” because it’s a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing