Wait, who?

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Guy who almost knows the word for taking joy in others’ pain: I’m experiencing some serious chuddenfoid from this

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