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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
Some clarifications and an update
This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people
If I ever wrote a superhero story Iβd want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing somethingβs colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like βIf the city council doesnβt give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!β and sheβd turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.
So itβs all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters whoβve fought her that are just permanently green now
#the wildest thing about this is that it COULD be incredibly powerful #you turn solar panels white they arenβt gonna work anymore and thatβs gonna fuck up your whole grid on a very Temperature day #you can blind people the same way #turn some water red. make your own murder scene #fuck up traffic and hide warning signs. or fences. or a building #blackmail your local hidden spy facility with neons #absolutely demolish a politicianβs career because who can take a bright lime guy seriously? #red tides are devastating for a tourist beach economy #that sort of thing. you get it #but the point is sheβs got all the tools and sheβs hitting the nail with a wrench for no reason
@hedgewitchnecromancer yes exactly. βYou can alter any material on the fly and youβre using it for superpowered vandalism?! You could destroy the environment by changing the colour of chlorophyll!β
βBut I donβt want to destroy the environment. I want to turn Yellowstone purple.β
Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FΓΌkkenScΓ€lden all over myself
Good things will happen in September
This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.
Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"
Richard Wagner was really shaped like Count Olaf

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tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where itβs like nearly everyone thinks theyβre fuckable except you
count me outs
This striking portrait was spotted twice in a very short period of time. It made its first known appearance in the October 2008 episode of π΄ππ π΄ππ entitled π»ππ π°ππππππππππ. The portrait is meant to be of Betty Draperβs mother. Β By November, the portrait was spotted again on screens in the π·ππππππ π«ππππππ episode πΉππππππ π―πππ . Β Have you seen this portrait anywhere else? Leave us a comment below or on our website at Bit.ly/Props030 Β Β
yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric
the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague

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Some great additions from the comments.
Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp