wanderlust be upon ye

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

shoutout to torchwood for killing off two of the best characters and then killing off the other best character and still within like 4 episodes. Show of all time

oh i almost forgot, after killing off my favorite character in literally the first episode

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

the difference between torchwood cardiff and unit will always be funny to me. massive government corporation vs five freaks who operate out of some guy's (jack's) underground house

You wouldn't think "don't treat people like shit because of their gender/sex, don't lump people into a hivemind because of their gender/sex and make generalizations about them" would be such hard pills to swallow in trans communities.