clown town

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

can you hear the lambs clarice??

im battling mind dogs

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

it’s that bad out there huh

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