Polymer clay Sculptor, Froggy Artist

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

@satan-offical you have 12 days to rule tumblr. After that, I take over for 30 days.

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

atla heritage post

Snirgin Mary. She belongs in a Snurch

@snailifier

a sneautiful snady...

How is it we can erect data centers the size of three Manhattans without any government pushback or environmental overview but we can't get a train

People don't ride trains anymore @pukicho

Go to any other country besides the US and you will know what a fool you've been.

We ride them here too! The northeast corridor trains are regularly packed, and the tickets aren't cheap!

Inspecting your dash for mice

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I know God is meant to be the 'good guy's but like, y'know, I'm just hotter so you should worship me

What are your thoughts on Jesus’s new status as potential 2026 tumblr Sexyman?

WHAT

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)